"BBC Journalist Smokes Marijuana ...

... in order to fully understand the effects of drugs on her body and reflect on this for the benefits of the audience." I've been involved in similar "research and fact-finding" myself for some time now.

Beer is Proof that God Loves Us...

... and wants us to be happy.~Benjamin Franklin. Church group poses the question: What Would Jesus Drink?

Life Imitates Art

... in what appears to have been a random attack. This might just catch on for slasher flicks. Anyone remember sensaround?

Firehouse Beer and Porn Accustion

Business as usual in Murfreesboro? The three firefighters in question face a disciplinary hearing and all firefighters in the department will be retrained on sexual harassment.

Another Meaningless Endorsement

Dodd backs Barrack. Who cares? The only people who even know, or care who Dodd is are the unfortunate citizenry of Connecticut who have had to suffer beneath the less than competent representation provided by this idiot and the corrupt senator that was his father before him. It's even less valuable than Ted Kennedy's endorsement.

Meet the new boss

... same as the old boss. Is anyone really surprised? Cuba still controlled by a Castro.

Oaksterdam University

School prepares students for jobs in California’s medical marijuana industry, teaching them how to cultivate cannabis. I wonder if I can get a scholarship.

Absolutely Ridiculous Burger

Michigan eatery builds a bigger burger. Designed to put Mallie's in the Guiness World Records Book for "Largest hamburger commercially available", the burger weighs in at almost 150lbs!

Jackie and Dunlap

Visit the Red State Update boys at their fancy new website.

The World's Greatest Collection of Recorded Music is in Search of a New Home

The preservation of a society's music is every bit as vital as the preservation of its art and literature. Optimally, Mawhinney would like the collection to go to a major library or museum, or someplace that will keep it intact. All I can say is wow! By the way, my birthday's not that far away.

Those Rotten Neighbors

. Site lets you locate troublesome neighbors (or lets them find you). via boingboing. Also via boingboing: Evil Elmo.

“I want to present a different kind of change. I want to change change. If you continue to change change then it truly becomes change ..."

Dave Grohl to run for prez. He's at least as qualified as Barry O.

prediction / declaration

Like it or not, John McCain will be our next president. Call it a hunch. Let's just hope that old liberal bastard doesn't have some sort of flashback and think he's back in a tiger cage in 'Nam, while he's in the Oval Office.

Hollywood is above the law

... of physics.

I guess Michael Vick got off pretty easy

At least 65 people have been killed by a suicide blast while watching a dog fight. Has anyone questioned PETA?

"... he stands for change and for hope, and I can't wait to see what he stands for."

Susan Sarandon "enlightens" us about Obama (?).Has he really ever said anything of substance? In other news, Jane endorses Clinton ( I think. I just read the headline).At least she didn't say anything about pimping Chelsea. No one in their right mind should give a damn what these celebrities think anyway.

Those whacky Islamofascists

... are at it again. Extremists threaten retaliation to the publishing of "offensive" images. Game on!

Mason asks "How hard is it to build a fence?"

"America is the greatest nation on earth. We harnessed the power of the atom, sent men to the moon and unlocked the secret of the human genome, but somehow, we can't build a wall on our southern border. Now, Michael Chertoff gives us this cockamamie excuse, that it's so hard for us to move people's land a few inches. I guess we want to use eminent domain only for profit, instead of protecting our nations security and sovereignty." ~ J. Mason

The Happy bouncie hunting ground of DOOM

A long list of labels for the living-impaired.

Birthday Greetings!

February 5th marks the birthday of 'Tap guitarist Nigel Tufnel. I first discovered Nigel through his session work with Lenny and the Squigtones. Check out the complete Spinal Tap discography.

"The Day the Music Died"

Forty-nine years ago today Buddy Holly was tragically killed in a plane crash in Clear Lake,Iowa.Many theories abound as to the cause of the crash. This transcript provides one possibility proposed by The Kids in the Hall.

Planning a vacation?

Top 10 Dangerous Destinations.

Giants to do battle in Superbowl

Tomorrow is Super Sunday and there seems to be another battlefield beyond the gridiron as politicians from New York and Massachusetts wage their own pissing contest. The wager pits local food fares against one another.Both governors pledged to donate the meals to charity.This sends me a mixed message. The losers donate to the needy? Does this mean that their respective constituents can starve,and they'll feed another's if only their team were to lose? The controversy does not end there. Are the Giants really a New York team? "... in case no one noticed, the Giants do not play in New York" ~ James L.Cassella - mayor of East Rutherford, N.J. When the New York Giants won the Super Bowl in 1987, former mayor Ed Koch refused to allow a victory parade in the city, saying they should instead hold a parade in New Jersey, where the Giants play at the Meadowlands. Go Islanders!

Way to Go, Ralphie boy!

The Dim-ocrats still blame Nader for Gore's failure."They are congenitally unable of avoiding the scapegoat tag. Instead they should look in the mirror and ask why they lost."~ Ralph Nader I voted for him,but I would not have voted for Al.

Costco?!

Who'd of thought Costco would enter the beer market?

WHAT A FREAKIN' MORON ?!?!!!

A new level of stupidity. On a lighter note, convenience reaches new heights.